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Jokes you can say to make your crush blush?

Receiving a funny text from a crush can fill you with joy for the rest of the day, particularly if their texts are so funny and sweet that you find yourself rereading them over and over again. Therefore, if you’re trying to make a good first impression, getting some funny questions to text your crush on hand will certainly be helpful. Here are some interesting conversation starters to get you going:

  • “Happiness, I thought, began with an H. Why does mine begin with the letter U?”
  • Do you want to buy some raisins? If not, how about a date?
  • I had a dream last night that you were asking me out on a date, but I said no to you. Could you please take it back?”
  • “How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.”
  • “Are you willing to make a deal? How about a date for a kiss?”
  • “You’re a nine on a scale of one to ten… So, can I be the one that you lost?
  • “Hey, are you Google?” You are everything I’ve been searching for…
  • You know what? If you were an iPhone, you would be called iGorgeous
  • Can you do me a favor please, can you hold this (hand) while I take a stroll?

Pick-up lines that are sure to make your crush laugh.

  • I will offer you a good deal. I will give you a kiss if you don’t like it you can return that kiss to me.
  • Please don’t be scared if a fat old man in a red suit puts you into a big red bag in the middle of the night.
  • He’s simply fulfilling my Christmas wish of having you.
  • Some people fall from trees, and others fall off their bikes. But the only safe way for you to fall in love with me is to fall in love with me.
  • Please accept my heartfelt apologies. I realize I can’t change what happened in the past, but can I make it up to you by being a part of your future?
  • Can you stop being cute? I hurt myself often by falling for you.
  • If I had to grow a rose for every time I missed you; I may spend hours walking around my garden.
  • After binge-watching Netflix, you’re hotter than the bottom of my screen.

Pick-up lines that will attract your crush to love you.

  • I’m sorry, but I believe you will be asked to leave soon. I can’t say I blame them. you don’t realize how lovely you are right? You’re making the rest of us look bad.
  • Excuse me, what’s the time now? I only want to recall the first time I saw the woman of my dreams.
  • I really like watching Star Wars. Since there’s just one Yoda for me!
  • If I had a buck for every woman who thought I was unattractive, I might make a fortune.
  • Hi! Is it possible for me to see your driver’s license? Oh, you don’t have it yet, do you? It had to be suspended because it was making all those guys crazy.
  • Oh no, my phone is broken and I think it’s because it doesn’t have your number. Can you help me fix it?
  • Hey, do you put a mirror in your trousers? Because I can recognize myself in them.
  • [If you sneeze in front of them] Oh please don’t bless me. God has already done so by bringing you into my life.
  • I want to have a nice lunch with you, and I want to say those 3 magical words… Pay the bill.
  • What do you do if someone believes an onion is the only onion that can make someone cry? Try to toss a coconut in their face!

Do not be surprised if the ordinary series of funny jokes to tell a girl you like fails to elicit laughter. Perhaps the girl enjoys witty jokes. You’ll be able to come up with jokes that will make a girl laugh if you take a creative approach:

  • I don’t think I am that drunk; you just inebriate me.
  • I was so amazed by your charm that I crashed into that wall over there. So I think I need your name and number for the benefit of insurance.
  • I’d turn red every time you drove by if I were a stoplight so I could look at you for a little longer.
  • Babe, your beauty turns the morning sun into a dull glint of the moon.
  • You’d better steer the beauty somewhere else or the carpet will catch fire.
  • Who is ruling hell while you’re here?
  • Are you feeling cold?. Let me be a blanket to keep you warm then.
  • I need some Band-Aids right now! Falling for you, I scuffed my knee.
  • This is fascinating. I’ve spent the whole night looking at your eyes since I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

You now have a list of jokes to tell a girl you like. But that isn’t all; remember that being nice and cute can also benefit you.

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